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krooked

The way one feels after a few too many drinks
I drank three beers and I felt krooked.
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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Krooked Face

Krooked face.

An engaged beast whose face is extremely asymmetrical. THis creature can mainly be found with Hatey Magee, living under a Bridge in Sardis. Krooked Face is highly susceptible to miak, which will cause serious melting and Meowing. she is highly intelligent often using words she herself doesnt understand. Such words include Hypocrite,ventriloquist, and Gizmo.

During the Mating process the Krooked Face will mumble incohernitly and scrunch up her face to appear much older than it is to attract Hatey Magee or more scientifically name GIL-Scott HATIN. Attracted to her calls Hatey pulls out its member and inserts it into her vagina which strongly resembles week old roast beef by appearence and smell. Often times it looks upset or uncomfortable but this is her usual face. Unfortunantly the mating process becomes meaningless because of the fact the Krooked Face is the only creature in the planet earth to get pregnant and for reasons unknown her body always rejects the offspring.It is said the only way to succesfully mate with one is to let her lay her eggs and leave the room so the male can fertilize them.

Krooked Face rarely comes out during the day this is to protect herself from her face from melting any further.

Fun FAct: Krooked Face was the true insperation for Fright Feast.
by Deadbeat May 18, 2009
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krook

krook is a rather large pimp...who is pretty much a baller...and if krook or anyone else is krooked or krooked by the book there fucked up like high or drunk...a krook is also involed in rappin
man im krooked or im krooked by the book...
by david#99theillest August 20, 2007
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Kroots

to be messed up; slang to take an action; to get, or to go; to be fubared.
Krootsed, krootser, krootsing. Also, slang for a doob.
"Man, I'm so krootsed!"
"Lets kroots a dootser."
"Time to to doots a kroots."
"Great! Now its completely krootsed!"
"We should get krootsing."
by Beefywhite September 26, 2005
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Krookodile

A badass motherfucker of a Pokémon that doesn't even have to wear shades to wear shades. Can absolutely fucking anhiallate a lot of Pokémon.
Person 1: Hey who's your favorite Pokémon?
Person 2: Well it's DEFINITELY not Krookodile-
Person 1: BITCH. *slaps Person 2 out of fucking existence*
by Scorchion April 28, 2021
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Christmas Krook

A Christmas Krook is someone does not like Christmas !

1. A grumpy person

2. Bad attitude towards Christmas

3. Someone has had a bad experience in their childhood during a year of Christmas that made them hate Christmas as they grew up .

4. A elementary school bully who likes to hurt other kid's feeling by laughing at them and revealing that Santa Clause is not real with public humiliation .
1 . ''Your the mean one , Mr.Grinch ''

2. ''That man is such is such a Krook , why dont someone make a scrooge movie out of him ? ''

3 . ''Oh cheer up , don't be such a Christmas krook and have some Christmas spirit ''

4. '' HHAHAHAAHHAH This kid is such a loser for still thinking that Santa Clause is real ''

''Man that jerk is such a Krook for laughing at that kid just because the kid still is believing Santa Clause ''

''How Mean , What A Krook !!!''
by Steven Griffiths December 3, 2011
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Krook'd

Krook'd or crooked is to get drunk or high, juz' to forget all the trouble and stress in your life... A homeless alcoholic is often Krook'd, because of all those problems he have to deal with, and also because he's nuffin' better to do...
Example #1: "Mayn, is juz' needa get krook'd..."
Example #2: "Stop zneepin' so much and get krook'd if your life really is that bad...!"
by JonyALB July 19, 2010
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