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Kratinoff

A celebratory shot composed of a distinguished blend of a fellatial-forward whiskey (distilled in mahogany casks) that is misogynistically blended with pappy aged syrup lacking moral restraint. Shake semi-abusively in an iced Cocktail Shaker for no more than 40 winks. Strain and pour into a 1.5 ounce Kratinoffian glass garnished with erotic humiliation and revolutionary triumph. Serve while chilled.
Congratulations, Brandon. Kratinoffs for everyone to celebrate your success!
by 100 percent fist bump May 21, 2022
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Robert Krafting

The act of owning a football team, wearing chains, and soliciting prostitutes.
When I grow up I want to do some Robert Krafting.
by Slim Tim Jim February 22, 2019
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krauting

When a girl eats Saurkraut off your balls.
krauting? Tonight? Fuck yea - she's krauting all night. We're talking Costco sized.
by thinkev June 16, 2016
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kraftin

The art of pulling out right before ejaculation during doggy style and proceeding to nut on the girls back. Then you open a box of Kraft Mac n' Cheese and dump the dry macaroni on the girl's cum-covered back. Shout what the macaroni picture you made looks like after the girl stands up so the dry macaroni not bonded by the adhesive falls off.
Dude - SPACESHIP!
GIRL - Are you kraftin on me again?
Dude - Shut up bitch! (insert backhand)
by Kraft Master Witchdoctor Doom February 22, 2011
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Kautina

a girl who cannot keep her pants on, she usually has a boyfriend and cheats on him CONSTANTLY. A Kautina will fuck anything that moves if she had brothers she'd fuck them too. Also this girl usually has underdeveloped breasts and looks like she throwsup all her food. She's also known as a babyhooker.
That girl is a dirty Kautina.
by Ohwouldn't you like to know January 5, 2010
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Krafting

The act of going to the gym to workout, almost immediately taking a shit upon arrival, and then leaving on completion of the bowel movement
After school, Andrew was invited to go to the gym with his friends but ended up krafting once he got there.
by Raj D'amal January 28, 2014
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Krautism

Form of autism where one recognizes only input in German
On Fridays, Alin becomes krautist, he listens to German music
A lot of Parisian girls were stricken bu krautism during WWII
by Anu Sindeep February 24, 2017
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