Kratos Messi

It is a version Kratos, but he is Messi

Look Kratos messi be ballin'.

by BlackOrion December 12, 2022

What would Kratos do?

Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.

Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.

i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible

Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,

Feed 5000 people,

Cure blindness or leprosy

Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.

Guy: Zack stole my wife! What would Kratos do?!

Guy 2: Probably rip off his head

Guy: Yeah!

by Riot_man April 26, 2010

krakus

A Krakus is a creature that looks like a giant praying mantis. It feasts on humans and when it eats one, embers rain from the sky in a somewhat festive manner. The Krakus can be heard from miles around, and possesses an unmistakable call. "REAAAAAAAAAWWHHHHHHHH" They usually come out during the night, and live above the clouds, flying, and never resting.

Look out! It's a Krakus! "REAAAAWWHH!"

by Ryan Fiske May 15, 2008

Kratos

1. Kratos-The main character from God Of War. One fucked up motherfucker. In only two games, excluding God Of War: Chains of Olympus, he has completely butchered Greek mythology. He slaughtered Ares, beheaded Medusa, impaled Perseus, murdered Athena, sent Icarus to Hades (after ripping his wings off), and even destroyed the Sisters of Fate themselves! He found Pandora's box and even changed his own fate! Only mess with this guy if you're aroused by the thought of being butchered into finely sliced pieces of human within the blink of an eye. In league with Chuck Norris.
2. Kratos-To Kratos. To Kratos someone is to hammer the living fuck out of them. Other terms to use in place of Kratos would be: Destroy, Eradicate, Annihilate, Wipe Out Of Existence, or Beat The Living Shit Out Of.

Ignorant Person: Man, Kratos sucks dick, he blows.
Kratos: Ahem?
Ignorant Person: Go suck a cock.
Kratos: (pulls out the Barbarian Hammer) We'll see about that.

Johnny: It was horrible. Chuck Norris just came up and Kratos'd the guy. All that was left was a dismembered pinky and some shit stained briefs.

by Thrasher13 January 4, 2010

krakow

The most beautiful city in Poland. Also, the former capitol of Poland. It was the year's 2000 - Millennium Town of Culture and it has great restaurants, castles, bars, pubs, clubs, sights, etc... Big plus is that this city is located in Poland, what provides tourists with Polish girls - yes, they are that Hot!

- Where are we going for spring break this year? Cancun?
- Man, forget about that! Lets go to Krakow! They have the best parties there, plus we can meet all the Hot Polish Chicks!
- Im in!

by nyna191 November 13, 2007

Josephi Krakowski

Some stupid polish guy

IT's me Josephi Krakowski with flex tape

by Josephi Krakowski v2 October 13, 2018

Kratos Complex

A psychological insecurity that leads to the murder of ancient Gods in the attempt to rid everyone of knowing you ejaculate prematurely.

Ancient God 1: Hey did you hear about Steve and his girlfriend last night?

Ancient God 2: Yeah! I heard he got off in like 2 sec-AGHH!

*Both Gods were murdered by Steve due to his Kratos Complex*

by Lank11 July 22, 2011