the_real_felix_kracken

A Tik Tok account that is, I quote, "the real felix kracken." By the time I post this, he is already questioning why people are shipping Felix Kranken with William Afton from FNAF. It is a fairly satire roleplay account that will likely be banned at some point, but who knows.

"wow the_real_felix_kracken just posted a new video"

"i cant believe you're still following him"

by hhoohohohooh July 20, 2021

the_real_felix_kracken

this person is a super hottie and is epic tiktoker who needs to hit 2000 rn

ceo of #boyboss, a smexy cosplayer

do you know “the_real_felix_kracken”?

KRACKEN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!! hhahahahahhah

by fandomswap.xyz (silvia) July 20, 2021

Kracken

Large, unattractive female, whose crack unwantingly protrudes from the lower back, often causing mass disgust from both sexes.

Look at that Kracken bending over behind that car.

by Mike Dindia June 20, 2006

kackin it

kicking it so hard you can't even enunciate

hey man what you doin this saturday?

sheeeit, man , i'm just kackin it.

by richie1977cola June 27, 2009

Kracken

A hung male penis that is at least 8.5" in length and 6" in girth. Used by one to either warn others of the beastlyness of one's own schlong, or to tell of the savage experience that was had recieving the dick.

Davy Jones: "I reeeally don't think that you ladies are ready for the monster in my pants, known only as...THE KRACKEN!!!!"

Tia: "Wooooow, I would have NEVER expected him to be that well hung; But after last night, I'll have that kracken plunge to my depths anytime!"

by itISme!!!! July 3, 2010

Knackin

To have explict sex, hard ,fast.

"come on love lets get crackin with the knackin"

by j.dougall November 19, 2003

Kracken

The Kracken is a chunky female usually with brown curly hair and hazel eyes. Her large tentacles that protrude out of her vaginal area will tend to scoop up a male and suck him inside of her. She has once had a train of about eight male strangers on her. She has herpies of the mouth and when sitting in an enclosed area with the kracken it tends to have a fish like stench.

Me: "Ugh the Kracken smells of fish today."
You: "Oh you mean Kelley?"
Me: "Yeah the Kracken. The one sucking you into her right now."
You: "Oh God!!"

by Crawford_H8er December 19, 2010