kotch

To kotch, to laze about, kill time, hang out.

Oh, I kotched in the phonebox until Lauren came.

by jools July 11, 2003

kotch

'to kotch' an expression used when a male and female snuggle up to each other or find themselves together in position when lying down on a sofa or bed where they find themselves in extreme comfort. Most likley to happen after you have been through something together such as sex, a night out, or a meal etc.

ring ring

hello?

Jim, whats up tonight?

not much, just gonna kotch up.

oh ok ill leave you to it.

safe...laters.

by Jimbo Jones09 December 11, 2009

kotch

Kotch is the state of affairs whereby things are relaxed, happy and satisfactory. Kotch can take many different forms.

This house is 'kotch' man. Richie is just 'kotchin'. Allow that man, this is 'kotch'.

by Jesse Cox September 30, 2005

kotch

A crotch with no genitalia. Similar to what Matt Damon has in Dogma. Generally used in a derogatory sense.

Shut your kotch.
You're a stupid kotch.
Go eat out a kotch.
Yeah, at least my girlfriend doesn't have a kotch.

by Kilroy October 28, 2005

kotch

One who wastes their life to the point where they would be more useful as a garbage pail.

What a Kotch. All he does is smoke and sleep.

by Slicky December 2, 2004

kotch

Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.

"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"

by Derek March 28, 2003

Kotch and blaze

The art of relaxing and smoking spliffs/shottys whilst ignoring the day to day aspects of life e.g. work, assignments, meeting girlfriends/boyfriend/parents or enjoying a cheeky little bistro

"I really need to do this work today man"

"Leave it until tommorow, lets just kotch and blaze"

by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008