Noun. A person who uses cheap sob stories to get girls. One who often acts slightly gay to try to make girls think he's sentimental. Very emo.
Also can be spelled "Courtlander", one who "courts" with other girls in a cheap, emo-like way.
Also can be spelled "Courtlander", one who "courts" with other girls in a cheap, emo-like way.
Guy 1: I can't believe Mike got all those girls last night!
Guy 2: What a kortlander, he doesn't have any pride in himself.
Guy 2: What a kortlander, he doesn't have any pride in himself.
by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006
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person two: "That koyllande did it."
Person 1: "Who the hell is that koyllande?"
Person 2: "the bastard that keeps leaving dishes around your place"
person two: "That koyllande did it."
Person 1: "Who the hell is that koyllande?"
Person 2: "the bastard that keeps leaving dishes around your place"
by WAughferdoo March 14, 2009
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Epitome of cool, the entity that beholds confidence and swag. The coolest of cool. The cool people hierarchy. Top tier cool person. The most Hip. Celestial eccentricism. Exalted coolness to a single individual.
That man is the embodiment of Swaggy and confident he’s Koullaussie. A person of
Cool nature Koullaussie. She’s so cool she’s cooler than cool she Koullaussie.
Cool nature Koullaussie. She’s so cool she’s cooler than cool she Koullaussie.
by Ari B Flossyn January 23, 2022
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suzie's mom became the krollateral damage after suzie's ex forwarded her the photos that suzie sent him of her balling her new dude.
(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)
(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)
by aarrgghh August 12, 2008
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an amazing person, usually very popular. and usually has long brown hair and dark brown eyes. talented in soccer and very athletic. someone who isn't afraid to stand up against something that isn't right and speak his mind. so sweet and very attractive, someone you want in your life and would be sad to lose. different than the jerk populars, with a big heart and a soft voice. someone to look up to and protect.
kortlan
by noel faith November 30, 2013
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suzie's mom became the krollateral damage after suzie's ex forwarded her the photos that suzie sent him of her balling her new dude.
(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)
(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)
by aarrgghh August 11, 2008
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