Kook

An individual that does not know what is going on.
by bryan shaft March 07, 2009
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The term “kook” was founded in Saline, Michigan by a group of friends in order to avoid using vulgar and offensive language. The term can be used as a verb or a noun as the act of sexual intercourse or getting extremely fucked up, doing ignorant shit, and probably snapping your friend’s younger sisters. The term in singular form is simply a penis.

As this group of friends grew up, the word stuck with them and as they left high school and went all over the country to different universities, “kook” spread as well.
I was so kooked last night bro, that girl sucked the skin off my kook. Crazy shit man.

I was kooking this broad last week but turns out she had syphillis. Fuck.

I can’t believe Edward kooked big booty on the living room couch. I’ll never forget that.

Ferda 2.0 at Erik’s house was insane. Lexie was being such a kook-block that night, Jax had Emily going crazy and Lexie got in the way. Fuck that.
by DouchebagDerek April 07, 2019
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A person that you would also refer to as a loser. Generally directed at mates when they say or do something ridiculously idiotic. Can also say someone is 'kookin it' if they are doing something dumb, like re-dating their bimbo ex-girlfriend.
Dave's such a kook.
Old mate is kookin it so hard.
by K Biscuit December 03, 2010
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A ginga minga, who pushes mongo.



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" Damn, Mike D,, Theres kooks all over the show"
by Mark June 02, 2003
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A person who claims they are doing good things for you, however are making your situation worse. Example: Dentists and chiropractors.
I went to the kook dentist that told me I needed 12 cavities when my teeth don’t even hurt.

The chiropractor pushed my spine in ways I’ve never felt before, now I have to see that kook every week.
by KingGriff December 07, 2018
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Somebody who’s got all the best surf gear, a nice car, and a hot bitch.
Ayooo that bitch is such a fucking Kook!!! He can’t even drop in 😂
by Urban Did-a-Dirty June 08, 2022
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When a surfer chases seagulls into 50 degree water.
-Did you see that dumbass?
-Yeah, he's a straight up kook!!!!!!
by lostgrl1327 February 18, 2011
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