the top in a field; an ultimate champion; refers to the competitive hot dog eating champion from Japan
Tiger Woods is the Kobayashi of golf.
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts
by DJ MethFace August 5, 2006
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David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*
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Kobetard is someone who loves Kobe so much that it distorts the reality ( that MJ is the best etc.) They usually are kids who havent seen Michael Jordan games which is why they believe Kobe IS the best basketball player alive. Kobetards often post comments like "Kobe>MJ" or "Kobe is the best player alive" Usually their nickname consists of references to Kobe Bryant.
"kobe is the best bbal player evaaaaaaaaaa! hes my man! Kobe>MJ+LeBron! No one could ever surpass his greatness. MJ is close but..nah!" comment posted by KobeBryantFan24
sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"
sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"
by sysonpyh July 8, 2010
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Krazy Motha Fuccka who ate 50 & 1/2 hotdogs in 12 minutes DOUBLING the previous record of 25 dogs by Kazutoyo Arai
by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003
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Get the kobaja mug.A person whose opinion of basketball player Kobe Bryant is ridiculously biased and revisionist. They believe and will fervently affirm that he is the best player to have ever graced a court despite strong evidence and statistics clearly showing the opposite.
"Man, Kobe is so clutch" When in fact he will usually have shot jacked his way into making his team need vital last second shots, when they should have been up by 15 long ago.
"5 rings" When in reality Shaq was the one carrying the team for his first 3 titles.
"Kobe is such a better shooter than Jordan ever was" yet stats show that Jordan scored more points, more efficiently and in an era when defenses were much tougher.
Response to all above: "lol, what a kobetard!"
One of the best existing examples is poster Georgiano on the 2K Basketball forums.
"5 rings" When in reality Shaq was the one carrying the team for his first 3 titles.
"Kobe is such a better shooter than Jordan ever was" yet stats show that Jordan scored more points, more efficiently and in an era when defenses were much tougher.
Response to all above: "lol, what a kobetard!"
One of the best existing examples is poster Georgiano on the 2K Basketball forums.
by cairafre March 29, 2011
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