Knit Wave Cap

A knit wave cap is a wave cap that is made by knitting yarn. has some of the best knit wave caps around. Knit wave caps are usually worn by black people, and in David Spate's video of PORN (Prisoners on the Run NIGGA) talk video on YouTube, his nigga John Ollie is featured wearing a knit wave cap.

Damn where you get that Knit Wave Cap? From a site named Nigga that stuff is the shit now.

by AFB64 November 2, 2011

Joel Kanitz

The adorable clean-living vocalist for This Century. From AZ. Used to do screamo in a band called Waste of Day. Loving father of Skylar (cat) and Cooper (dog). Looks mighty fine in a Pikachu costume. Artistic - he designed the album cover, logo and posters for Sound of Fire. Religious. Has an eargasmic voice and an extremely attractive face that makes the angels sing.

Joel Kanitz is thisclose to perfection.

by ThisCenturySophee July 25, 2011

Knitting Pattern

In the '50s knitting patterns in the UK for men's knitted attire would always have adverts/pictures of the most ammazing/good looking men. This therefore became a term to describe how good a man looked on the Atractive Scale - Knitting pattern is close to the top. (Knitting pattern guy is a phrase often used too)

Knitting pattern found in Coupling (BBC)

by Zachary Decent December 26, 2008

knit my socks

A more discreet way to say “kill myself” if you’re in front of people who will get offended easily.

Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.

Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.

by my mauw November 7, 2018

Knit her a scarf

(Verb) When you take it way too far. Most commonly used when a guy asks a girl out in the completely wrong way.

Josh: So I really like this girl, so I gave her a cupcake with her name on it in sprinkles.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.

Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.

by N0Nlethal December 8, 2009

KnitFlixing

(Verb) the act of working on a knitting project while watching a streaming video from an online provider like NetFlix, Amazon or Hulu.

I got two movies worth of my sweater done last night while I was knitflixing.

by Greedy Perl Dog September 27, 2014

Knittys

Plural Noun: What Brian David Gilbert calls his knees

Hey, does anyone know why Brian calls them knittys
My mood is high just like my knittys

by carpet wizard April 21, 2019