knittery

The manner in which a fabric or garment was knitted.

Remember when you wore my scarf in Manchester and marvelled at its knittery?

by minusbaby November 22, 2005

Krittle

the weird little bits that flake off the edges of very old (well, post-1880s), very brittle newspapers when you touch them.

First documented use: while working on newspaper survey/shelf-read for employer.

In use: “OMG, I’m covered with krittles!” “Hey, sweep up that pile of krittle, wouldja?” “Dear god,I’ve inhaled a lungful of krittle.”

Related items:

Krittlacious Period (refers to post-1880s)

Krittle Mines of Moria (self-explanatory)

Krittle Drifts (deep piles of krittle left on floor after handling items from the Krittlacious Period).

by minerbabe December 2, 2009

Kittless

One completely lacking in the attributes of a Kitta

"How about that kittless one over there"
"She'll have to wait until I've got my beer goggles well and truly on mate"

by Anoneemouse January 6, 2004

George Kittle

Simply the best tight end in football.

Did you see George Kittle’s play last night? It was incredible!

by ANinterestingName November 5, 2020

knitted

used to describe person who is confused, perplexed, lost, etc.

The blonde got totally knitted when asked the way to San Jose, and it was obvious she had no idea.

by pLexT June 14, 2010

Knitler

A person who steals the idea, or creation of another knitter.

This can consist of a kind of yarn, pattern, and color or a combination of the three.

A: I made this beautiful 100% Red wool cowl, and Becky totally stole the pattern and made the exact same thing.

B: That f***ing Knitler, but you know she will fuck it up anyways, untalented twat.

by knitsporation January 2, 2012

knittlestud

mrs knittle chooses a new student every week. this student becomes the knittlestud. the knittlestud receives a handwritten card and a hersheys bar. the knittlestud gets praised, and is royalty for the week. we don’t understand why she doesn’t give out skittles. but, a chocolate bar will do. who will be the next knittlestud??

OMG! Mrs Knittle says i’m the knittlestud!!

by pushinp123 January 23, 2022