Kite Flyer

One who changes their opinions like a kite flyer looking for wind.

"Shane, your such a Kite Flyer! 5 minutes ago you said the exact opposite to that other woman."

by Ari Shaffer January 14, 2022

Peanut Butter Knife

The knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwhich that you set near the sink, because you’re not sure if you’re done using it. Can be used metaphorically to refer to something else.

•“Hey don’t do dishes, my peanut butter knife is by the sink. I might be hungry later.”

•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”

“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”

by But Sects June 14, 2021

Knife fight rules

The key rule is there are no knife fight rules.

Snake threw a drink and knife at the Bandidos' eyes because there are no knife fight rules.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Human Kite

Its that thing when you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.

Fly a human kite in Central Park with your mom!

by lithuanianminion June 2, 2011

Knifey-Spoony

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

by I am so bored. June 10, 2004

Kaitelynn

A girl who is astonishing. One look of her and you will fall for her beautiful self: inside and out.

She's caring and hardworking. And sometimes lazy but in the ends always get's the job done right. She's a great girlfriend and an awesome lover. She will make the perfect bestfriend/wife. She has a friendly personality, and sometimes she might accept not-so-great friends and they will take her for granted. She is strong spiritually and mentally and has a big heart. She's easy to talk to and and sometimes need someone to talk to also. She will need someone to love her and look after her in life. And best of all, she's a great kisser.

Look at her! She's a Kaitelynn, Guaranteed!

by Kitten0414 September 18, 2012

poop knife

A knife stored near the toilet to chop giant concrete turds that would otherwise clog the toilet. Poop knives should be dull (since an accidental skin laceration would result in infection) and long-handled. Poop knives should never be used during the bowel movement.

You may want to find something else to butter your toast with, for that is my poop knife.

by Sheridan Bucket June 28, 2008