Knarf

smega that forms after getting off while watching child porn

i am such a knarf.

by Lizzy McGuire April 22, 2004

knarf

this is the grossest word i ever heard, if you use it you are sick

i cantven give one

by google April 22, 2004

Knarf

When your friend is drunk as f

Yo you Knarf bad bro

by Nibba Cook February 29, 2024

KNARF!!!

Pronounced kah-narf, as in Kah-nife!!! Wahts wrong with you people??

knarf (kah-narf) pulled a chrome knife (kah-nife) on Kristy!! He almost kut her!!!

by The real, one and only "KNARF ALLINOB!!!!" January 9, 2004

knarf red

Knarf is someone who lives for his political interests and loves history class. Also, Knarf is the basic defenition for a bot called Frank.

Knarf Red has the same use as Bruh, but instead it's only used for anything associated with Frank.

Person A: How are you today?

Person B: Knarf Red..

Person A: Knarf Red

Person C: Knarf Red

Frank: ?

by Der Frank October 15, 2019

Knafi

kuh·nah·fee Pronunciation kuh·nah·fee

This is a term used in frantic excitement, a high quaility version of the term LMFAO. There is nothing higher than this term when it comes to online laughing.
Your key strokes are always one key left because you're having an orgasm of laughter. This is how KNAFI is born.
You'll know you said something that's funny when someone uses this term.

Also this is a very common lebaneses cheese pastry.
1 lb phyllo dough
1/2 lb butter, melted
2 lbs ricotta cheese
1/2 cup pine nuts
3 cups sugar
1 teaspoon lemon juice (fresh).

Destin: like the stay puff marshmellow man
Philip: knafi!
Philip: lmfao*

"The kids are getting off at three, maybe I'll make a knafi desert."

by Hmmsphil December 24, 2008

karfingle

To use the stick shift of a car as a dildo.

Guy 1: I saw Jeff's mom Karfingle herself!
Guy 2: Sweet! Did you tell Jeff?
Guy 1: He was sitting shotgun when it happened

by pmc983 March 10, 2011