Knab

1. A knab is the past tense of of knub, which is a nub with a silent K added - which is a bastardization of the word nOOb, which in turn was derived from the word newbie which means one who is inept at one or many things.

Often a Knab is associated with wee little lads who enjoy bland foods without sauce. They also have a distinct aversion for triscuits. Their favorite hobbies are poker, street fighter 4, and often just knabbing around with their knabmigos.

(n.) Dude did you see that knab, he got knocked down and his head bounced off the floor playing TOUCH football!

(v.) That guy's purse got knabbed - that's what he gets for wearing a purse.

He wasnt paying attention and got knabbed when he got hit in the forehead by a flying triscuit.

(adj.) That knabby cake tasted disgusting.

List of well known knabs:
Ben Affleck
The Mac Guy - Justin Long
Timon The Cinnamon aka T-Fung
Steve Jobs
Endi Mcli
Andrew Zimmern
Jimmy Wong
Stanley Liu
Jayzilla
Luke Walton
Kimbo Slice
Pakko
Willy Deng
Vho
Sarah Palin

List of well known Knab Products:
Shamwow
Slap-chop
Camp Pardee
Hover-round
Electronic Cigarettes
Xbox controller

by sQR August 3, 2009

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pearl krabs

Mr. Krabs' daughter who is a whale. She is super annoying like any other teenage daughter.

Pearl Krabs' mother has not been revealed.

by zxcraous February 11, 2014

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Mr. Krabs

An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.

Mr. Krabs: "Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.

by Alyssaisthebomb February 18, 2011

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Knabism

Doing/saying something socially awkward or outwardly obvious to fill silence.

In queue at a cotton candy stand, a knabism would be to ask the people in the queue in front of you: "are you buying cotton candy"

In a high-school literature class, after having studied the Grimm brothers, a knabism would be to ask if the Grimm brothers wrote Shrek.

by L'ecuyer de Godefroy October 24, 2011

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