Klutching

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

by vERM69 June 10, 2008

klutch

A well known computer gamer featured in a range of eSport media.

arn't you klutch from the movies?

by theCPL June 27, 2007

Kentucky Klutch

A girl sticks her thumb up a guys butt and then pulls on his dong to make his sphincter contract.

So, I know we just met what do you say we drink a few shots and then head on back to your place for a Kentucky Klutch?

by Boatstein October 14, 2021

Kaptain Klutch

Some one who is a badass at life and always finds a way to win. This person usually drives a lifted black truck and is a anti Obama. This person also hates niggers alot!! other side effects include winning in call of duty,bowling and looking like a white supremist.

shit, I wish i was like Kaptain Klutch! He is so cool and owns people at Call of duty

by Kyle Cordell January 23, 2009

klutching candy cane

Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon

Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!

by drofan November 5, 2010

The Klutch

The "Klutch" is where a boy and a girl have sex with eachother and one ends up having feelings for the other, usually ends in heartache =/...hoes

Dude 1: What happened with you and that chick?

Dude 2: I went in head first and came out with feelings man.

Dude 1: Fuck..she got you in "The Klutch" man...hard not to fall for but you must refrain!!!

by Herro69 December 12, 2010