Kentucky Klutch

A girl sticks her thumb up a guys butt and then pulls on his dong to make his sphincter contract.

So, I know we just met what do you say we drink a few shots and then head on back to your place for a Kentucky Klutch?

by Boatstein October 14, 2021

Kaptain Klutch

Some one who is a badass at life and always finds a way to win. This person usually drives a lifted black truck and is a anti Obama. This person also hates niggers alot!! other side effects include winning in call of duty,bowling and looking like a white supremist.

shit, I wish i was like Kaptain Klutch! He is so cool and owns people at Call of duty

by Kyle Cordell January 23, 2009

The Klutch

The "Klutch" is where a boy and a girl have sex with eachother and one ends up having feelings for the other, usually ends in heartache =/...hoes

Dude 1: What happened with you and that chick?

Dude 2: I went in head first and came out with feelings man.

Dude 1: Fuck..she got you in "The Klutch" man...hard not to fall for but you must refrain!!!

by Herro69 December 12, 2010

kutchern

Crashing a helicopter. Especially in Rust or other video games.

Originated in the German Rust project "RUSTplatz" and refers to the Twitch streamer kutcherlol, who is known for crashing choppers.

"God damn, he will kutcher the chopper!!"

(German: "Verdammt, er wird den Heli kutchern!!")

by hannolo January 31, 2021

klitchy

Its a setting of like-minded objects that are different looking and artful in appearance.

look at all these chairs in this resturant, it looks so klitchy.

by industrytested June 14, 2014

ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.

You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.

by Kurutsu February 8, 2004

kletch

An extremely annoying/awful person, someone who is gay, lesbian, or LGBTQ+ in some way, or someone who has autism/is disabled in some way, especially mentally.

“Man, that Kyle guy is such a kletch.”
“You’re a gay-ass kletch Craig!”

by l1lyp4d April 8, 2023