kloosterkoek

Means you are a whore, in Afrikaans.

"She is a kloosterkoek"

by Askend May 17, 2021

koosteria

someone who writes and makes her readers wanna bang their heads on the wall and cry

"OH IT'S KOOSTERIA AGAIN, SHE'S BACK TO MAKE US CRY!"

"FUCK, WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THESE IDEAS FROM???"

by bitchnaneunsolo July 19, 2021

koosteria

she also writes fluffs, mind you.

"koosteria if you keep writing domestic fluffs how am i going to survive being single???"

by jeonjeongguks November 23, 2021

Krooster

Noun: A male who is very zesty when around his male friends.

Male1: Hey dude Male3 is such a Krooster

Male:2 yeah he grabbed my thighs and called me baby last week.
Male1: oh no is that Male3
Male3: hey daddy you still free tonight?

by Hunter the door handle March 8, 2023

Klooter

Someone born with their head up their ass and all they see is shit.

If that Klooter gets his head out of his ass, he'll see less shit.

by DFX1057 June 12, 2023

Klosterfuck

When everything you touch is in total disarray or in poor taste.

When he screwed up and gave poor advice it was a total Klosterfuck

by Yeahbuddyisaidit September 5, 2025

Klosterfuck

“Corporate slang” for when an individual makes poor choices or recommendations.

That guy totally pulled a Klosterfuck on that project.

by Yeahbuddyisaidit September 5, 2025