Klunkers

Klunkers, a large pairs of breasts. When said breasts are subjected to rigorous movement an onlooker may imagine a clunking noise.

A woman in my gym has got a fine pair of klunkers

by Jimbo noggin July 10, 2017

klonkers

Another name for ladder golf balls.

I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.

by RickyRips May 17, 2017

CRUSTY KLINKER

WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.

DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.

by CESC MACHINE March 26, 2010

Klinker

The Anal hair usually found in males.

Fry up my klinkers and eat them for breakfast.

by Hatchin May 13, 2005

Klinker

A turd dropped into the toilet bowel that makes a sound.

I was trying to keep it quiet while I was on the can, but I lurched out a Klinker and everyone in the next room knew what I was doing on the John.

by Klinker March 19, 2005

kinkers

a male mokey lover who liek to play with palmer, his gray haired mum who retired because she seen a ghost(thats why she has grey hair) and palmers dad who cries when wacthing E.R

kinker and palmer monkey lover baptist

by slaw May 26, 2003

klinker

a verity of stink bugs that are particularly smelly, made well known by the almost plaid pattern on their backs

I stepped on a klinker yesterday, it smelled like shit

by jjkfjklfsajkjkjklfjkljklals December 3, 2006