kite

to drag along an enemy in a MMORPG by attacking it with ranged spells or weapons

Yo! Did you see how I kited that l337 mob? Didn't even touch me.

by broodle August 17, 2004

Kited

To be totally high on drugs.

As in "I'm high as a kite"

becomes...

"Jesus man, I'm fucking proper kited"

by jaffa May 1, 2006

kite

A geordie term for a fat belly.

That kite is a waxer!

by Neil Fraser April 18, 2008

Kited

To become, or the process of becoming, extremely high or inebriated.

I am so kited right now.

Lets go get kited tonight.

Real world slang example: Damn, I'm kited as fuck bro.

by I.Make.Words July 14, 2011

kite

device used in certain weather to keep families entertained for hours.

Lets go fly a kite...and never leave the ground

by Michael F. February 13, 2006

kite

verb. to give lots of hugs and kisses and flirt with someone till they feel as high as a kite

person 1: did you hear what ella did to marco?
person 2: no what did she do?
person 1: she kited him
person 2: oh that marco is a lucky man

by Finky_father_figure April 20, 2019

Kite

To intentionally avoid a girl's advances to protect a relationship with another girl. To air or ghost

My sidechick called me round but I said nah b, I had to kite her.

by GordonSackdog April 11, 2019