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Kitchener

It was named Town of Berlin from 1854 until 1912.
Small city located in Southern Ontario, Canada. Last place to go for a vacation.

The only good places in Kitchener are The KPL Main Library, City Hall, clubs and Awesome University.

Yea all geeky places.

Kitchen-er - Water-loo

Think of it like a kitchen.
1: Hey where're ya from ?
2: ...Kitchener
by disconnect November 16, 2009
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Kitchener

Kitchener, a city located about an hour and a half drive from Toronto, Canada.

Also known as “KW” (Kitchener Waterloo) “519” (Area code) or “226”.

There’s three main places where shit happens in Kitchener, downtown, Chandler and Howe area and Fairview mall area.

Although shit goes down in other places this is where most of it goes down.

Kitchener people have adopted other cities’ slang and other countries words, Kitchener slang is a mix of Bronx and Toronto slang with parts of Caribbean and African slang.
“Kitchener is basically Toronto’s little brother
by 226god July 22, 2019
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Kitchener Chadtard

A person, who while playing online poker, violently throws their computer mouse across the room while yelling "Fuck You!!!" at the computer screen.
Wow! Now that was a bad poker beat. I bet you the guy that just took that is going Kitchener Chadtard as we speak.
by Muppet Lord April 15, 2013
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Kitchener, Ontario

City full of thots, crackheads, fuckboiis, stupid ass hoes , waste ass SoundCloud rappers and gold diggers.

Things you can do for fun in Kitchener be a part of the staggering number of teenage girls being impregnated by their boyfriends. And get get high.

Education consists of skipping class to be a thot.

Overall Kitchener is a swell place with a fast growing population ;)
Come to Kitchener, Ontario if you like Costco and kids.
by CuckMasterPro July 25, 2017
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Kurdi Kurse of Kitchener

When you meet two girls in kitchener with your friend and you both get laid. Then after the following years, the result becomes a curse, hindering and/or allowing you to either get a lot of girls or none.
Yo, I banged some young thottis from kitchener, i hope i dont get the kurdi kurse of kitchener.
by 6ft4 jacked rat May 28, 2017
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Quintessentially Kitchener Moment (QKM)

When you come across something that you will only find in downtown Kitchener.
I walked by the Mayfair Hotel today. What a QKM!
by Changeling June 20, 2003
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avetard kitchen

The BIGGEST SHITHOLE at The Ave, if you think the other places are bad, you're in for a show on this one. The kitchen is absolute mess that is just littered with all sorts of trash and doesn't even include the avetard sink and the avetard trash can, both of which that are SO MUCH MORE WORSE. The kitchen has food all over the place and don't even get me started on the perishable food. It is living hell in the avetard kitchen.
I went into the avetard kitchen to try and find some food to eat but it smelled like rotten food everywhere and then when I opened the food containers, everything was spoiled and had mold growing.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
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