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1st West Gelston Kitchenette

To assert his power over his residents, said Resident Assistant will lock the hall kitchen for no reason.

1. A kitchen that is off-limits, unless you are in power, or a vagina talking to the man in power.

2. A room that gets locked for no reason

3. A wrongful exploitation of someone with inferior authority.
(n) 1.

Authority: (To girls trying to enter the kitchen) Sorry girls, but that room is locked to all.

Girls: Can we PLEASE use it!?!? We both have vaginas and will talk to you if you let us!

Authority: You shoulda said that from the start!!

(v) 2.

Man: So I accidentally 1st West Gelston Kitchenette'd my dorm room last night, since the girl i brought back was prude and didn't put out...

(v) 3.

Brother 1: Dude... I don't want to do the dishes.... brother 2.... do them for me, or i'll beat you!

Brother 2: MOM!! Brother 1 is trying to 1st West Gelston Kitchenette me into doing his chores!
by 1st West Gelston Resident February 16, 2010
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Kitchenware sexuality

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality
you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware
by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020
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Kitchennazi

The role that the host must play when his/her guests start raiding the kitchen, usually when munching. And he/her must chase after the people opening the pantries and rip the food out of peoples hands. Can usually turn violent
"I was smoking at Tom's house the other day, and he had the best cheesecake but he was being a kitchennazi, so I couln't have any"
by Fedeshnika February 7, 2008
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kitchenade

Lemonade that was made in one's kitchen
Red prefers his kitchenade over Gatorade because it is home-made.
by MeLikesToSlurpThings November 19, 2009
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KitchenAid your Ass

Girl, I want to be the first to KitchenAid your Ass!
by CirrusPilot January 25, 2019
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Kitchenware Sexuality

Kitchenware Sexuality is a sexuality in which an individual is sexually, spiritually, and/or emotionally attracted to one or more kitchen items. Common kitchenware that are found to be attractive include toasters, fridges, mixers, blenders, waffle makers etc. Favourited brands include 'Semg' and 'Samsung', especially Smeg toasters and fridges, as well as Samsung fridges.
Arron could not stop himself from vigorously caressing Sarah's Smeg toaster. Its colour, texture, and design really turned him on. ( That is Kitchenware Sexuality)
by Mountianpc October 5, 2021
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kitchenitis

When a woman spends too much time in the kitchen and/or gets sore from making a lot sandwiches in a short period of time.
Shirley got kitchenitis when she was always in the kitchen making sandwiches for her husband.
by ddude1194 November 26, 2010
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