Captain Kirk Syndrome

Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner.

The Captain Kirk Syndrome includes talking like:

There's...

Someone on the wing...

Some...

Thing.

by Kitty Clysm February 9, 2012

Kris and Kirk Show

A facebook-hosted webcast featuring D.P. Todd's Kirk Hards and Kris Joyce.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, a new ep of the Kris and Kirk Show is up!"
Guy 2: "Legit, how neat is that?"
Guy 1: "Pretty fucking neat!"

by legitbro. June 3, 2011

Kirk-style

Having sex with a woman no matter how freaky looking she is

"I can't believe he is hitting on that woman, she looks like an alien. He's doing it Kirk-style tonight"

by actionlad March 4, 2008

Kirk-Screw

Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.

I feel like Kirk-Screwing Daniel.

by Jordzn December 14, 2015

kirk stevens

Used as a sydo name by fools who are often deluded, not to be confused with the real Mr Kirk Stevens who is an innocent victim of these impersonaters & an amazing, talented, all round great guy.

These impersonaters are sexual deviants with a liking for toe jobs but often taking whatever they can get, they should be observed from safe distances

Be careful he's a kirk stevens

by Hank Johnson October 18, 2017

Kirk Smith

Kirk smith’s are kind, thoughtful and warm-hearted. When it comes to movie quotes and song lyrics, kirk smith’s are said to have had the memory of an elephant. Regardless of what Nate Smith’s think, Kirk Smiths are by far the best snow skiers in their families.

Kirk Smiths are loyal friends, brothers, uncles and soon to be husbands. Kirk smith’s often hold family records for most speeding tickets by the age of 16 1/2. Regardless of what Mike Smiths thinks, Kirk Smith's have the best taste have the best taste of music in the family.

Kirk Smith will marry Kelly Smith.

by hellohelloyahyah October 12, 2022

Kirk Style

When you lay on your back and your girl stands on top of you while another man motorboats her

Yeah bro and me my girl did it Kirk style last night

by Bigsquare23 November 4, 2025