A inventory thinker is a person who gathers and stores a collective of unoriginal ideas, words, and/or expressions, while being unable to think upon the originality of those concepts on their own. A inventory thinker thrives off of self-gratification and popularity as a means of collecting from their environment. A inventory thinker loves to throws around recycled phrases, information, or insults for whatever gain they experience from doing so. A inventory thinker thinks of themselves as witty and clever, while demonstrating the complete opposite. Behaviorally, They are most likely to bandwagon things that they don't put much research or thought into. They are considerately ignorant. They would most likely scour Urban Dictionary attempting to collect existing ideas for themselves. They are also found vastly among the religious.
Inventory thinker: "Hey guys, we should all donate to Kony 2012!"
Response: "Why should we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
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Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba divers technically mouth-breathers?"
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Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"
Response: "Why should we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
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Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba divers technically mouth-breathers?"
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Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"
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My sinventory is so insane that my liquor cabinets are stocked for a year.
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A disorder that typically appears amongst streamers on Twitch. These streamers lack the ability to manage and organize their inventories in the games that they play, causing their inventory to become full of random garbage.
Peepo A: "Wow, that streamer's inventory is full of garbage! They should really clean it"
Peepo B: "Yeah, they suffer from Streamer Inventory Syndrome"
Peepo B: "Yeah, they suffer from Streamer Inventory Syndrome"
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Get the inventory mug.A "Cemo55 Inventory" is a phrase commonly used on the online adventure game Runescape, by Jagex ltd. It basically means a person who brings 1000 brews to easts/west dragons with a summoning creature in pvp/bh worlds, reffering specifically to the spastic legend, Cemo55.
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Inventory thinker: "My tie isn't corporate looking enough."
Inventory thinker: "Because lady Gaga says it's cool to be born this way, I'll act like it's cool"
Inventory thinker: "My tie isn't corporate looking enough."
Inventory thinker: "Because lady Gaga says it's cool to be born this way, I'll act like it's cool"
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