King Tut

As a female is having oral performed on her, she defecates, and her excrement gets attached to her partner's chin, thus making him look like King Tut. This is essentially the female version of a blumpkin.

After Jill has had the pleasure of giving Benjamin the blumpkin, she lays down on the sofa to give Benjamin the King Tut.

by Junextang November 10, 2008

King Tut

Name of the best song ever.

Do not talk to me right now I am listening to the King Tut song!

by BRICK NINJA February 23, 2019

King Tut

The hottest man in the world. He was so hot

King Tut is the hottest man alive!!

by anonymous March 11, 2022

king tut

trisha paytas' 2020 meme in a sparkly king tut costume

"oh my god - you're so king tut core!"
"i love that fit - so king tut 2020!"

by pinki67 April 1, 2024

King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.

Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.

by SeñorPotatoFace August 4, 2016

King Tut dick

1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.

2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.

Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.

Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.

by Timmythetooth69 February 22, 2010

king tut king shad

an absolute god. the best rapper chandler arizona has ever seen. got bailed out by dababy. he hard asf

omg he’s such a king tut king shad! he just fought a kid and got arrested but got bailed out by dababy!

by lividbiscuit August 10, 2020