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king tut

when you take a solid poop, wrap it in the hand towel next to the sink for the next unsuspecting person to wipe their hands off with, the unvailing is priceless!
I was at my buddies house, after I washed my hands I used the nicely rolled up hand towel next to the sink to dry my hands, to my surprise there was a king tut wrapped in there! I had to wash my hands all over again.....sickos i tell ya!
by FLCL69 March 21, 2017
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king tut

A man who is a dog on the field and pulls hella birds and is normally 6'3 and plays Defensive End
Man I thought I just saw king tut walk into the party!
by kingtut_69 December 26, 2021
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King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.
Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.
by SeñorPotatoFace August 4, 2016
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King Tut dick

1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.

2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.
Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.

Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.
by Timmythetooth69 February 22, 2010
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king tut king shad

an absolute god. the best rapper chandler arizona has ever seen. got bailed out by dababy. he hard asf
omg he’s such a king tut king shad! he just fought a kid and got arrested but got bailed out by dababy!
by lividbiscuit August 10, 2020
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King Tut Piece

(adj.)

1.A piece of jewelry so ostentatiously expensive that it is fit for royalty.

2.A weapon (or any other object) that is incredibly important and hidden from sight (in reference to King Tut's hidden tomb).
Casual: Rolls gold, King Tut Piece, flooded with boulders..

Ghostface Killah: Oh shit! Bookhead, just bought a 5, G had a King Tut Piece
by Logos2 April 4, 2009
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King Tut Special

A sexual act in which one forciably inserts jagged grains of sand into the urtethra of their partner, preferably with the aid of a straw or ballpoint pain.
Last night at Sven's I got a brutal King Tut Special.
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