Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.

Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.

by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013

Getting a Kinect

V. When a male raises his hand above his head while receiving oral sex.

If she goes down on me tonight I'm totally getting a kinect.

by Obi Wan Vader Skywalker Wookie October 27, 2011

Kinected out

When your Kinect moves up and down and checks you out.

Tommy: Dude what are you doing with my Kinect?
Trude: Im totally getting Kinected Out.
Tommy: Its just wondering how tall you are DUH..

by LOLlamaz_1 November 24, 2010

Kinect Sex

When you and a partner are having sex via Microsoft's Xbox Kinect.

Person 1: Have you two had sex yet?

Person 2: No, but we had Kinect Sex.

by Tungsten_Plug February 21, 2011

Xbox 360 kinect

The new 360 that shits on the ps3

I was playing my Xbox 360 kinect and raped babies

by Blade1321 June 15, 2010

Xbox 360 Kinect

The most best console ever made in history. It had the best "kinect" games.

Bro, what are you doing on the Xbox 360 Kinect?
playing my fav game, kinect sports season 2 m8

by h2008 June 15, 2018