The longer I surf the Web, the more I suspect that kindness is dead. It makes me want to kill myself. Maybe I should go back to just watching television, which only makes me want to kill other people.

by Leslie Doppler October 6, 2008

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Kindness

Used in the spirit of a true Canadian hick in the middle of nowhere Ontario who probably runs a gas station or the Molou, as a noun. Instead of asking someone for a favour, you ask them for a kindness. Kindness replaces other words for favours also, and works well whether you decide to talk like a hick or simply add it to your every day arsenal without the accent.

Hey Donnie, would ya do me a kindness and passs me dose beers?

Hey Professor, would ya do me a real nice kindness and help me with my courses?

by jerrapin December 19, 2008

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Kindness panic

The awkward interaction between two excessively polite people faced with a choice. Regularly occurring in doorways, hallways, at dinner parties and occasionally on the road; it may appear as temporary paralysis, poor decision making and jerky dancing.

She held the door for him as he, in a classic case of kindness panic, held out his hand and said "After you."

On being offered the last canapé, two women overcome with kindness panic, created a terrible mess by splitting the morsel in half saying, "Let's share!"

by yeahsnagyeah December 1, 2013

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