1 The state of having a massively inflated head on a talentless body.
2 It can also define the beating up of younger members of society
3 A incredibly crude act of a sexual nature involving cake and cars
2 It can also define the beating up of younger members of society
3 A incredibly crude act of a sexual nature involving cake and cars
Man: I hate those little kids over there, look at them.
Other man: Don't worry, i'll fat killian them.
Other man: Don't worry, i'll fat killian them.
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He is funny, kind, generous, empathetic and really handsome.
He is the type of guy you can call at any time of the day when you car has a dead battery and he´ll come and help you - unless his phone is tuned off. But usually you can alway relay on him.
His generosity can sometimes be a problem. You will have to fight to pay for a restaurant bill.
But besides that his personality is flawless. He can be everything. Just a fling, a good friend, a best friend, a soulmate, boyfriend and husband.
The way he looks at you, the way he talks to you and even the way he laughs is just perfect.
You should never underestimate him.
If you're lucky enough to have a Kilian in your life you should do everything in your power to keep him there.
He is funny, kind, generous, empathetic and really handsome.
He is the type of guy you can call at any time of the day when you car has a dead battery and he´ll come and help you - unless his phone is tuned off. But usually you can alway relay on him.
His generosity can sometimes be a problem. You will have to fight to pay for a restaurant bill.
But besides that his personality is flawless. He can be everything. Just a fling, a good friend, a best friend, a soulmate, boyfriend and husband.
The way he looks at you, the way he talks to you and even the way he laughs is just perfect.
You should never underestimate him.
If you're lucky enough to have a Kilian in your life you should do everything in your power to keep him there.
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