Kittening

The act of getting drunk on wine and going on adoption websites to look at kittens.

Julie told Aspen about her kittening

by aspenjames January 12, 2021

Kistening

Listening to Kissy Love Songs

Stacie was kistening, her favorite music

by CuteBabyBunny June 11, 2009

keening

the act of being, wanting or trying to be a nerd

P. Eng J: We are required to write reports for only certain work terms, but I'm writing one anways
Dr. M: Why?
P Eng J: Because I'm going to submit it for a subsequent work term. Yes doctor I'm KEENING. Please help me.

by Engineer May 13, 2005

Kittening

Older boys, usually 16-20 years old picking up underaged girls (usually around 13-14) that falls in love with them because they're older than them and cooler than the boys their age. The girls usually fall heavily in love with the boys, who plays along just for sex and a laugh. What the boy is doing here is kalled kittening.

"Crystal is SO in love with Brad!"
"Haha! I know! Brad's just kittening"

by Torstein September 25, 2005

keening

the act of being, wanting or trying to be a nerd;

P. Eng J: We must write reports for certain work terms. This term is not required, but I'm still writing one anyways
Dr. M: Why?
P. Eng J: Because I want to write one now so I can submit it for my subsequent work term. Yes doctor I'm KEENING, help me please.

by Engineer May 13, 2005

kinkeeping

The art of keeping an extended family together relying on direct interaction with loved ones and relations who are distant physically but thought of intermittently.

My mother and her cousin are responsible for the kinkeeping in our family. They began planning our regular five year reunion two weeks after the last one. They expect to greet over sixty people again, maybe more, depending on who gets pregnant.

by dp916 May 19, 2024

Good kittening

The act of being a “good kitten” which is pretty much obeying.

”Ah yes, good kittening john!”

by National Institution of Goon November 20, 2025