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Kiestering

In prison, kiestering smuggling in the ass usually accounts for a small portion of the contraband. Most inmates only kiester something if they are coming through Visiting or from outside the prison. Once they are inside they don't have to worry as much about being strip searched since they are often just given a pat-down so the need to kiester is less important.
Kiestering isn't fun, Once i hard a hunting knife up their.
by J-DOGG JR September 20, 2008
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The nickname of the sexiest, most dashingly good looking, strong, considerate, charming, intelligent, good humored man that ever walked the face of the earth!!
Wow, did you hear about how drop-dead gorgeous Kitster proposed to his girlfriend?? I am SOOO jealous! Can we clone him??
by SecretsAren'tFun February 4, 2010
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Kiester

Used as an verb: The action and process of hiding and smuggling contraband or legal items within one's rectum.
"Jesus FUCK man, just kiester that shit quick! No, It ain't gay, but it's gonna keep you out of the slammer."
by Throbbing Rob September 7, 2017
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Kiester

1. alternative spelling of keister and keester.

2. Ass
3. Guy who is an ass
4. Guy who has a dick stuck so far up his ass that he thinks that Kiester is a town in Minnesota or a last name.
1. I kicked him in the kiester.
2. I kicked his kiester so hard that he flew over the moon.
3. That kiester is an ass of a guy.
4. That kiester thinks that I just called him a town in Minnesota
by Ekrons December 4, 2012
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kissters

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are both blond.Total kissters.
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Alex kister

Such a cool and beautiful person!!!!! He is super nice and amazing!!!! And likes a lot princess Diana and other stuff
"hold up lemme search Kister"
"NAUURRRRRRRR HOLD UP......"
"DONE, NOW THERE'S ALEX KISTER IN A GOOD WAY"
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