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You Gotta Be Kidding Me

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.
A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me
by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011
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You Gouda Be Kidding Me

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
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are you flipping kidding me

another way of saying are you fucking kidding me
Ems: your mom parked the car.
Torie: are you flipping kidding me?
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kimbpap-i kidding me?

Quote by Seungkwan, a member of the K POP groups SEVENTEEN.
A way of saying «are you kidding me?»
The phrase is often used by «carats», which is the name of SEVENTEEN's fanbase.
Seungkwnan: Kimbpap-i kidding me?»
Vernon: No, man. It's true.
by Maiken Doritos May 24, 2017
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are you kidding me right now

Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??
Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?
by Amiyj April 11, 2017
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You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.
thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"
by Master of Girth April 4, 2003
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O U otter B kidding me

Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!
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