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would you like one of my kidneys with that?

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'
by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008
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One Kidney

One Kidney Is A Insult And Rude Humour Insult To A UK Drill Rapper Named Dezzie. Dezzie Is From OFB Gang Which Beefs TPL And Others,TPL Had Shot Dezzie's Kidney,Ambulance had rushed to the scene and made Dezzie OK.
"Yo You Listen To Dat Man's Music" "Ye Fam Its COLD & FIRE" "Ye right One kidney got caught lacking "
by AyyItSoundsCold December 22, 2020
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refloat my kidney

The phase to "refloat my kidney", originally from the UK, means to start drinking, usually after an unusually long period of sobriety.
Dave: You keen to go to the bar after work?
Mike: No, but you sound pretty keen!
Dave: I'm dying to refloat my kidney - I haven't had a beer in a couple of weeks.
by buckonz August 25, 2009
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kidlet

Aww, look at that cute little kidlet.
by Kyoko October 24, 2003
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kidney scraper

n.
an extremely large penis (ecpecially in length), that could potentially scrape the kidneys.
Wow! I mean, I've seen some big cocks, but that thing really is a kidney scraper!
by kornhole February 3, 2005
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Kiley

Cute, smart, funny, amazing girl with a nice personality. She has the cutest smile and the most adorable laugh. She always puts other people before herself. She always knows what to say and she will be your bestfriend. Her eyes are gorgeous and you will fall in love with her once you look into them. She is a strong individual and never gives up no matter how hard it is. She will put a smile on your face
My girlfriend Kiley is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
by Kevinloveskiley January 14, 2013
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piss kidney

derogatory term that is factual, and is therefore not a derogatory term. As a result, it makes the user seem useless.
Bob: Don't be such a wanker.
Ben (in response): Don't be such a piss kidney.
Bob: What? What kind of insult is that. You idiot.

(The phrase originates from the television show Peep Show, series four).
by Sir Rory of Prestonia November 4, 2007
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