Bishop Kearney is a private school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions like a public school for a reason that only God knows. The school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged Tom Golisano for money to keep the school open for their whopping 300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they will take are excused absences due to music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers, education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick head hockey players (girls and boys).
Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.
Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?
Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!
Guy 3: ah hell nah
Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?
Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!
Guy 3: ah hell nah
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When news spread that Dave had developed a tumor on his left testicle, he came to be known as Dave Khare.
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Get the Khare mug.A variation of the name Carmel, usually used for girls. It is of Hebrew origin which means "orchard" or "garden". A girl with this name is very unique and multi-talented. She is very genuine and puts everything she does to heart. She doesn't want to disappoint anyone so she does everything she can and gives her best in everything. Anyone close to her is very lucky. But, she can also be so indecisive and moody. She will never hesitate to cut ties with you if she knows you're betraying her or taking her for granted. Take care of your Kharmel because she is very precious.
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"The coolest girl ever who doesn't have to show off because everyone knows she's awesome."
This myth has since been disproved. A Kearney is an instrument used to snort Wasabi.
"The coolest girl ever who doesn't have to show off because everyone knows she's awesome."
This myth has since been disproved. A Kearney is an instrument used to snort Wasabi.
Guy 1: Dude, bring the Kearney tonight?
Guy 2: The cool girl?
Guy 1: No, man, you believe in those stories?? The Wasabi snorter.
Guy 2: The cool girl?
Guy 1: No, man, you believe in those stories?? The Wasabi snorter.
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