According to Hoosier folktales, a Kearney is,
"The coolest girl ever who doesn't have to show off because everyone knows she's awesome."
This myth has since been disproved. A Kearney is an instrument used to snort Wasabi.
"The coolest girl ever who doesn't have to show off because everyone knows she's awesome."
This myth has since been disproved. A Kearney is an instrument used to snort Wasabi.
Guy 1: Dude, bring the Kearney tonight?
Guy 2: The cool girl?
Guy 1: No, man, you believe in those stories?? The Wasabi snorter.
Guy 2: The cool girl?
Guy 1: No, man, you believe in those stories?? The Wasabi snorter.
by Tigerprincess October 31, 2010