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kermitism

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.
The government of this country is kermitism
by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018
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kermit sewer slide

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".
Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.
by Erofen April 20, 2017
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Kekmist

An extremely smart person who uses his intellect to create and study memes and to find a possible cure for the "Meme Cancer" or any other condition caused by Stale or Cancerous Memes.
Person One: Ted makes really good memes
Person Two: IKR. Someone once told me a meme so cancerous, i started choking. But thank Chin Chin Ted was near. He gave me some Kekicine and i got all better.
Person One: Oh man, Ted is a real Kekmist
by T_Kekmist December 27, 2016
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Kermit

Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.
I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.
by anonymous October 29, 2018
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Kermitting

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.
"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"
by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018
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Keming

What the helvetica, your kerning has turned into one massive keming fest. What the font were you thinking?
by Jon-Kyle February 22, 2008
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kermitarian

a kermitarian is a person who worships kermit the frog, our saviour.
“hey! are you a kermitarian?”
“yeah, i worship kermit the frog.”
by Faith92345 May 21, 2018
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