key

Kilogram, usually refering to narcotics.

I almost got busted with 2 keys in my trunk.

by Hell4aHuslta January 24, 2003

Keyed

A word that /tv/ (a board on 4chan) is desperately trying to push. It basically means the exact same thing as Based or Poggers. Something good.

Did you see him do that backflip? That was so keyed!

by KFCellfish December 30, 2020

key key

key key is another name for a cat. when you say "key key" you are basically say a mumbled version on "kitty kitty". for the most part you say this in a voice as if you are talking to a baby. I personally smother my key key while doing this. another way I "key" this term is with my shy, defensless friend as I stroke his hair in order to make him uncomfortable.

With Cat-
"Come here key key, Oh I love you key key"
With friend-
"Come here key key, Oh I love you key key"

by key key lover May 10, 2007

Key

see "Diva".

You're such a Key.

by shiningshawol November 14, 2010

keyed

when ones vehicle or other expensive possession becomes defaced by someone scraping off the paint with their own set of keys

Dammit.. someone keyed my car last night! Little freshman fuckers!

by Ross Smith February 13, 2003

Kei

Kei can be a bit of a bitch sometimes, but they have a pretty hecking cool name to make up for it!
Kei's jokes include; saying how beautiful they are but will then point at a trash can and say something along the lines of "look it's me". Oh and Kei has really dark humor lol

Yamaguchi: Wow Kei is so cool!
Kei: I know right
Yamaguchi then proceeds to look at Kei confused.

by Kei (it's pronounce kay) July 24, 2020

keyed

High on marijuana.

Sorry I'm so distracted, I'm hella keyed right now.

by blair April 11, 2004