Keyblade

A Weapon from the Kingdom Hearts franchise. A comicly large key used to defeat the darkness.

Jacob was about to get his ass kicked by Mark, but pulled out his Keyblade just in time.

by Neigeush February 7, 2019

Keyblade

A special key that can unlock many things, seal the Keyholes to worlds, and destroy the Heartless. Is weilded like a sword, and can be thrown. Can only be used by the Keyblade Master.

"So, this thing is called a Keyblade?" -Riku

by Kage Tsuwamono September 1, 2003

keyboardery

The act of playing a piano (or other keyboard instrument) in order to impress someone or to attract attention, especially if said playing is loud and obnoxious.

I heard someone playing "Chopsticks" in the recital hall – it was blatant keyboardery.

by Yoeth Gallopers September 2, 2015

Keyboarder

A person who listens to many different genres of music and is very hard to label. Spends most of their time on the Internet. Main genres listened to are Rammstein, Horrorpops, The Meteors, Marilyn Manson, Batmobile, Hanzel und Gretyl, etc. Also has an undying love for Germany.

Person: Wow, G and Nick are the original keyboarders!
Person2: Kickass.

by Christoph106 September 19, 2008

Keyblade

A large key-shaped weapon used in the Kingdom Hearts video games. Its main use, contrary to its name, is to bludgeon black people into submission. However, it can also be used to seal/unseal any lock or pathway, unless otherwise dictated by the game's developers.

Person 1: What's the thing in your hand?

Person 2: This is a Keyblade, a weapon that unlocks anything and can destroy the forces of evil.

Person 1: And all you use it for is beating up the black people?

Person 2: Pretty much. I can't get this door open though.

Person 1: Just use the 'unlock anything' power, then.

Person 2: It doesn't work like that. Duh.

by Eddie Ray July 14, 2010

keybladevolo

controversial twitter user who has very questionable takes with a rowdyruff boy pfp.

person 1: "keybladevolo just tweeted a new take"
person 2: "oh god"

by lowkeysephiroth November 15, 2023

Keyblers

Paripatetic neophyte programmers whose cerebral capacity is dwarfed by their appetite for ephemeral trivia.

Programming students are keyblers of the worst kind.

by SenseiAlphaOne December 3, 2005