Keyan

your really excited about something some retarded gen z slang also don't ever use this.

KEYAN, hey look at this.
guy 2: stfu dont create another slang

by STFUNIGABREAD November 12, 2023

Keyan Thomi Marveelous

A half-human and half-feline man, who was a orphan at birth, who was raised by a weaponmaster, who taught him the ways of blade, blunt, handtohand, axe, spears, and marksman. He is also a alcoholic, with blackish hair and wears a dark red vest, under it a pale white button shirt. He catches himself in a trap between two rival gangs, and is up for him to solve their differnces.

Keyan Thomi Marveelous
Fighting
Love
Depression
Story of two hated brothers
Story of a lonely master of weaponry, getting stuck between two gangs

by ThomiMarvel March 29, 2009

Keyan Approved

The badge on honor bestowed upon establishments, products, or experiences with great online reviews. When deciding between two competing choices, it's always best to lean towards the option that is Keyan Approved!

While becoming Keyan Approved is an imperfect science, if the average online review is 4.8 or higher and there are at least 200 reviews, it is unequivocally considered to be Keyan Approved.

We chose to go to the Keyan Approved restaurant and were thrilled with our choice!

by llphillips March 1, 2025

Kenyan from the West

AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.

Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?

Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!

by The Man who Knew Too Much June 13, 2013

Keya

Keya is a stunning wise girl...she can stand her ground and knows how to handle “some” situations. She enjoys the pleasure of many mans...but always has that one special boy in mind no matter what. She is clever and an amazing friend...she’s good at comforting to a certain extent. She is a sensitive person sometimes but will always be there for you if you didn’t let her down or do something horrible to her. Stab her in the back or do her wrong...and you do NOT want to even see her again....otherwise you might just get your head chopped off.
She’s always up for adventures and a good time. With a Keya you should always get to know her first before you judge her. There is always so much Wonderful things to find out about her.

If you ever are lucky to find a Keya as a friend...don’t ever let her go or do anything to disappoint her.

Oh my gosh look at that girl Keya...she seems like such a snob.

Ay mahn...don’t say that..she’s actually a really nice person you just needa get to know her

by Raeeeebaeeeee December 28, 2018

Kenyan backpack

A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.

The couple was hospitalized after trying to perform a Kenyan backpack without stretching first.

by JayTeeF May 11, 2009

Keya

Keya is a great friend!! She is gorgous inside and out... She will never fail to make you laugh. Is the funniest person i know. She is a great kind caring friend that will make sure you dont do anything stupid yet she might join in... Is a good person but if push her buttons id run cause she scary. Shell chase you around class with a lunch pail... Fucking hates devens. Has lots a friends! If you meet this girl dont let her go.. Shell make sure no bitch is in the way of life

Girl 1: omg is that a keya i need to make friends with her
Boy 1: has to be a keya look at her ass
Girl 2; she looms like a good friend but i wouldnt wanna be on her bad side

Keya is my bestie!

by Theonlyone4 March 14, 2020