Keystoner

A regular at Keystone Resort, Colorado and who enjoys a large amount of Mary Jane, simultaneously.

Hi, my name is Alex, and I am a Keystoner.

by Keystoner December 30, 2009

keystoned

When you're broke asf and get cross faded drinking keystone.

Brad: "Dude...I got fucked last night off some keystone, it was full send especially with the kush we had. I was KEYSTONED."

JH, DG

by DGJH420 August 10, 2018

keystone

usually refering to keystone light...

Introduced in 1989, Keystone Light is a light-bodied, crisp, smooth and drinkable beer. Keystone Light is available nationwide in cans, bottles and kegs.  Keystone Light is 4.2 percent alcohol by volume and has 104 calories per 12-ounce serving.

Awards

2005 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American-Style Light Lager
2003 North American Beer Awards bronze medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival gold medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American Lager

(coors brewing company web site)

Mike: i need 4 more bucks to pick up a case of keystone

Ike: ok here's 4, i get half though

by FIREH20 November 16, 2006

keystone

Cheap beer, it's actually coors light brewed 1/1,000,000 of a degree of thus decreasing the beverage in value so it's about 10 bucks a case.

I drank a bunch of keystone and I wrecked my car into that nukkas crib homie!

by the big neptizzle August 14, 2003

keystone

The central wedge-shaped stone of an arch that locks its parts together.

Without the keystone the arch would fall down.

by meep116 July 27, 2006

keystoner

a person who went to a small school in knox, pa. there favorite activities include getting stoned going to class and eating lunch eating lunch and going to votech or jus skip . then after school getting stoned with friends and chill

i went to keystone and i am a keystoner lol

by 69.09.69 November 01, 2010

Keystones

A test that is taken in some high school classes in Pennsylvania. AKA: Keystone Exams

Teacher: Today we will be taking the Keystones and PSSAs.
Students: Seriously! We have to do PSSAs and Keystones!

by Daugh March 20, 2021