Kevined

To be locked in an old messy car with dysfunctional back doors. How long it takes you to get out says a lot about the type of person you are.

"Dude, I got Kevined today?"
"You're such a scrub bro!"

by TraceRabil December 2, 2011

Kevinde9ine

De9nial

IQ is de9nied, he is defined as de9ine. It's a De9nial. It is Kevinde9ine.

by Dawnchadlight September 10, 2022

kevinde9ine

De9nial

His IQ got de9nied. He's a de9nial to girls. His name is kevinde9ine.

by Dawnchadlight September 10, 2022

kevinescent

fatass about to release his new self titled cd: kevinescent
also see: tromboner

i love my new kevinescent cd, especially the tromboner song!

by aj & will October 11, 2003

Kevinkev

Defines a super uberly giant tall boy who makes weird popping sounds therefore making him quite the loser. He often looks lost as though daydreaming and can throw cards at you with his secretly hidden collection. A kevinkev can be used when describing someone lost, a loser or an extremely tall person.

ps: Can also refer to an old loser/woman

You seem a bit kevinkev today...

You can totally tell he's a kevinkev.

Damn you're so kevinkev

by sandcake June 12, 2009

kevintehpwn

one of the ways describing how 'pwn' kevin is

Omg kevintehpwn!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

kevinmeister

a eldery man that likes to place young girls to over his lap

other words to describe kevin would be; fit, bald, dirty, kinky, old, sexy and naughty'

'damn, id sure like to kevinmeister that girl!'

by chloegasm. July 7, 2008