Kevin Bacon

The deed in which you send all of your friends named Kevin, bacon in the mail. Pre-cooked bacon is recommended.

Ian: Hey Bubba, why did you send me bacon in the mail?

Bubba: I need more friends named Kevin.
Ian: That didn’t explain anything...
Bubba: KEVIN BACON!

by Eject Rejects! May 14, 2020

Kevin Bacon

Kevin Bacon... There isnt really much one can say about him... Except he is fucking awesome... And I look forward to light saber fighting his FOOTLOOSING ASS sometime soon! So "best friend" Ryan, this one is for you!! Nikki Sara

Kevin Bacon, lets go to the zoo and watch the monkeys jerk off!

by Nikkita Spanxxx July 1, 2005

Kevin Bacon

That guy who won't shut up about EE.

"I'm not here to talk about Kevin Bacon Hollywood A-Lister, I'm here to talk about Kevin Bacon centre of the universe..." *turns off device*

by tyxie April 13, 2015

Kevin Bacon

Yes I agree with megan

kevin Bacon is not jamaican.

by I love ewan also March 27, 2004

Kevin Bacon

don juan
hey what's up, mon?
he's not jamaican
or KEVIN BACON...

...ok, WHO wrote that last definition? the one that's by "i love ewan also".

kevin bacon is sexcellent.

by we are so totally footloose January 3, 2005

Kevin Baconning

When you attend a social event as the distant acquaintance (through multiple degrees and links) of the host or guest of honor.

John is at the party because he is
best friend's with Gary,
who is dating Sasha,
who is Michelle's older sister,
who is working for Jerome,
who is throwing the party.

John: So I went to Gary's girlfriend Sasha's, sister's boss's party last night and it was awkward as hell.
Jack: Oh so you were just Kevin Baconning it.
John: Yeah, I guess.

by Jackson Wu. March 30, 2009

kevin bacon

a man of many wonders and sillyness.

Because Kevin Bacon is the most wonderful actor of all-time, his Footloose performance was life-changing.

by alina is freaking amazing October 15, 2007