kettling

is defined in Magna Farta as "the state of being in dire, immediate need of a shit. From the fact that a metal lid placed over one's clackervalve in such circumstances would rattle urgently, and possibly emit a high-pitched whistle to boot."

At the G20 summit, the newsreader said that the Police had been "kettling" which accurately reflects the agitated state of the officers in the protest, so I am not surprised they were clubbing people to death left right and centre.

by bromp July 24, 2009

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keeling

an amazing guy with a huge penis. He is really funny and sweet

i want a keeling.

by gynocologist January 12, 2010

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Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men

1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?

by Mike March 12, 2003

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Keling

Is a word used in parts of Southeast Asia (mostly in Malaysia) to denote a person originating from the Indian subcontinent. Not recommended to use this word in Malaysia.

Ali: Oi Keling mari sini
Raju: Kamu seorang lumba-ism

by DeathSite May 27, 2021

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kesling middle school

located in laporte indiana. i hate it here lol. its filled with racist white boys and other annoying kids who never stfu. there are some decent people tho, and teachers. overall that place makes me wanna kms.

random kid “hey do u go to kesling middle school?”
me “yeah lol im failing every class help”

by joce1yn January 31, 2021

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