ketan

A common name for a ripped, tank brown guy who is a sex god.

I wish my boyfriend was more of a ketan

by xXxJasPerxXx November 25, 2011

Kumar Ketan

A dumbfuck who masturbates too much. One day there will be no semen left and all that will come out is red thick blood. He has nice friends who keep him in check and without them he will be lost. He can masturbate anywhere and to anyone. Even though he is straight he gets a boner whenever he sees his roommate( Vanish Chut). He fucks him hard( Bum Bum) and then he sleeps like Kumbhkaran.

Look he is doing bum bum to Sushant like a Kumar Ketan.

by aquibdepapaji November 14, 2021

Ketan

Most awesome

Omg such a ketan person you are.

by Someanyone October 22, 2023

Ketan's Law

Any movement that has a name that implicitly insults everyone else working on a problem as ineffective, irrational, or unrealistic is guaranteed to be trash.

Ketan's Law applies to effective altruism.

by paulmwatson May 16, 2025