kerfunkle

a funky mess that is imaginary. a mess that is only thought of or imagined
a word based on kerfuffle

the concert was a kerfunkle

by lexicon58 August 19, 2014

Kerfunkledub

Kerfunkledub is a word used to describe the action of humiliating another person, a exclamation of one's own elation, or disappointment in which case the word would be used in a stand alone fashion. A kerfunkler is a person who frequently uses the aforementioned word kerfunkledub however he or she must first be acknowledged by his or her fellow kerfunklers to be able to refer to herself or himself as a certified kerfunkler

"Get kerfunkledubed!!!" "Let's kerfunkledub these guys" *sigh* " kerfunkledub" "kerfunkledub!!!" "My fellow kerfunklers" "Go kerfunkledub yourself"

by Vash--- April 13, 2019

kerfuckled

A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.

Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.

by lasagnaisyummy December 10, 2013

Kerdunkle

When one of the two people involved in sex cums before the other, leaving the other partner quite unsatisfied.

My girlfriend always pulls a kerdunkle! We only do it when she wants to, and always cums after like 5 minutes! Its so annoying, and she makes me feel like an ass when i ask to keep going. And she wonders why i masturbate....

by blackmail102 March 9, 2010

kerfuckle

To enter a never ending cycle of dropping work tools when wearing a employer issued baggy jacket

"I only dropped a pen; then I kerfuckled my lighter, a crummer, six more pens, mints, and my phone. Fuck these jackets!"

by cheeznuggit April 16, 2015

you little kurmuncle

similer to you little gringus but is mainly around people named, larry, dan, roman, aj, mr green, and drake

you little kurmuncle

by lukie2367 December 16, 2022

kerfuckle

A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:

1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.

2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.

1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."

2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."

by hater_of_dumbasses July 23, 2010