Mark Keppel High School

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.

"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."

by Jormungar November 21, 2009

Kewpie Doll

A small inexpensive and cheaply made doll given as a prize for winning a game at an amusement park or fair or given as a consolation prize. A sarcastic term to denote a figurative prize (not actually given) for either accomplishing or not accomplishing a trivial goal, such as attempting to spell an easy word or guessing the answer to some trivial question.

You guessed my middle name. Give that girl a kewpie doll!

by ekks September 24, 2010

kneppie

any woman who heads to a party as an anonymous onlooker, drinks five or more cups of jungle juice, and possibly walks back to a boy's room with him; may or may not want sex regardless of said actions

"I got to bang Melissa last night after her 5th cup of jungle juice."
"Dude high five! She's such a kneppie."

"Hey man, it's 9:30 on a Friday night. Time to go sit outside and watch the kneppies gather for frat parties."

"Some hot kneppie came back to my room last night. I wanted to do her, but I was afraid to because she was so incoherent and unable to give consent and it might have been considered rape."

by stellarville April 7, 2010

puttens and kippies

Slang for pups and kit-kits.

Come in the car, I got puttens and kippies.

by redhood December 6, 2009

kewpie doll lamp

A lamp with a base made out of a childerens toy. Commonly used in america after the depression period.
Is featured in the book "Of Mice And Men" by J. Steinbeck

"Turn on the kewpie doll lamp would you?"

by Michael Gladman April 23, 2006

Kewpie Dan

An inconceivably terrifying man that Strong Bad has to egg (for good reason). He can be seen by clicking on “Kewpie Dan” when Strong Bad shows you his list of people he has to egg on www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html

Kewpie Dan is shrouded in mystery. All I know is that he is somehow connected with fangs (see his picture).

by Witches Brew September 28, 2003

keppim

A slang term used in some South American ethnic groups that whose usual definition varies with the region. Some regions recognize "keppim" as "one who digests feces" and another region recognizes "keppim" as "one who is feeble in making wheat and children."

Your husband should not forget to sow the wheat, least the other villagers mock him as a keppim.

by InfoSama February 14, 2008