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keener

(Canadian slang, noun) Individual eager to demonstrate knowledge or participate enthusiastically in school, church, seminars, etc. Like nerd, geek, brown-noser, smartypants, etc. but with more emphasis on willingness and enthusiasm, and less on social inadequacy, sycophancy, or natural ability.
Sally's classmates thought she was a keener because she always put her hand up in Chemistry, but her friends knew she had a crush on Mr. Smith.

A: I finished all the homework for next week.
B: Don't be such a keener! You're making the rest of us look bad!
by slickerthanthou April 19, 2007
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Keppered

When you're so baked you look retarded.
Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'
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Kempner

A little town in the middle of BFN (bum fuck nowhere). If you blink you miss it.
Pass through Copperas Cove blink past Kempner and end in Lampasas.
by Jennifer Dailey October 18, 2008
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Keener Bingo

(Canadian Slang, Noun) Game played in colleges and universities, where players create a grid of fellow students names with three names across and three name down. Objective is to strategically choose the keenest (adjective, Keener) students who are first to answer questions during class or lecture. Once a student answers a question his or her name is crossed out until a player achieves a row, diagonal and /or full card depending on house rules. When player achieves objective, they need to immediately call out 'Bingo' in order to claim their win.
I was throw out of my philosophy lecture after winning at Keener Bingo today. The professor threated that it if happends again he will send me to the dean.
by dshea August 16, 2009
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keiner

is a great guy loves to play games and is very caring if your on his good side you'll love it.
keiner is nice.
by anonymous November 8, 2020
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kenergy

1: The unique blend of characteristics embodied by the Ken doll from the Barbie franchise, marked by a willingness to take on a supportive role, an embrace of one's feminine side, and a nonchalant acceptance of being an accessory in someone else's world.

2: The ability to challenge gender stereotypes by demonstrating that it's not un-masculine for a man to let a woman take center stage or to embrace his feminine side.

3: A state of being that encourages the breaking of traditional gender roles, promoting the idea that it's okay to be the "side-kick" and not always the hero.
Ryan Gosling, in his role as Ken, exuded a strong sense of Kenergy, challenging traditional masculinity and embracing a supportive role with grace and humor.
by mancuso5 July 21, 2023
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super keener

A keener who is a step or two up... or ten.

Much like regular keeners, super keeners like to participate enthusiastically in school and extracurricular activities. However super keeners are the leaders of the clubs, teams, and projects that keeners are oh so proud to be a part of. Super keeners are the most politically powerful students in a school; some even have more influence than average adults.

This doesn't necessarily make the super keener a popular and well known person. Some super keeners are relatively unknown socially within the school but have the most newspaper articles written about them outside. Meeting one of these hidden keeners can be quite the experience as you first assume they're a nobody but later discover they have local politicians on their contacts, and you realize you could be talking to the next prime minister. It can also be depressing as a role-reversal might occur and you will see yourself as the nobody in view of their accomplishments.

A super keener can still make a good friend though, they're usually nice and can help you with extracurriculars. Even if he/she doesn't you should still respect them, you might end up voting for them someday.
EXAMPLE 1:
super keener: "sorry i can't hang out this week, i have debate club, student government, basketball, green club, charity...

regular keener:"yeah i get it, you've got stuff to do"

EXAMPLE 2:
bob: "hey i googled wilson's name up, he was in like 10 diffrent articles"

jason: "who? i don't even know the guy"

bob: "he's a hidden super keener"
by JustSomeGuy2012 January 27, 2012
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