Kemper

Kemper is like sex if it were a person and ate a fuckton of rainbow cake. Had a snarky attitude and was mean alot.

Look at that bitch eating cake like she's kemper.

by Thatboyyouhate. October 13, 2012

Kemper bridge breaker

When your lady drops a huge duece that won't flush and it takes two weeks of pissing on it to break it up.

I had to employ the Kemper bridge breaker when my left a huge turd in the toilet.

by Kempergenes December 1, 2018

Kemper-shuffle

The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Kemper-shuffle. The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Look at mike. He's so high and tweaking, he's doing the kemper shuffle. " An imbred man in clark county that has overindulge on drugs."

by Joe Lauren April 30, 2021

Kempercock

An extremely large and tasty-looking penis or phallus-shaped structure.

"have you seen the Kempercock?!? shit must be at least a foot long, mashallah!"

by besmircher September 13, 2023

Blake Kemper

Person with a good nature but inadvertently breaks everything he touches. Can be shortened and subbed into sentences as Blake. Don't Blake the TV

Blake Kemper

by georgeeeeeeeee1234 March 11, 2013

Kemper

Kemper is a very pretty, nice, funny, and athletic girl. She is timid around large groups, but once you get her out of her shell she is a wild one. In a relationship she will be trustworthy and loyal to any person. She does not give up easily and is a badass woman who does not care about other individuals. She herself is independent and will love anyone for who they are but is not afraid to share her opinion.

Person: “oh my god, who was that!”
Person: “oh her that was kemper, she is awesome”

by Striped pants November 20, 2018

kemper

Verb: To ejaculate
Noun: Semen

I kempered on her face, in her eye, on the cieling; there was kemper all over the place!

by douchey1476 May 3, 2005