Kermissa

A pretty girl who has guys dying to be with her.

"Oh my word look at kermissa it's not fair she has all guys :("

by W0nd3rcut1e April 9, 2009

der kommissar

A song by the german new wave band "Falco". Also, a very well known term at the time for cocaine... which is what the song is supposed to be about secretly.

new wave raver: "Dude, have you heard that song by Falco 'Der Kommissar's in Town'?"

-or-

cokehead: "Dude, Der Kommissar's in town, bust out your coke straws!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!"

by brianxymox May 20, 2006

Der Kommissar

The name of a song by an alternative London rock band from the 1980's called "After The Fire". Der Kommissar was composed by Andy Piercy, Falco (invented the song) & Robert Ponger. Der Kommissar was the last single released by the band. The single was a worldwide hit! The correct German-to-English translation of Der Kommissar is "The Commissioner". There are at least 3 different versions of this song and all of them are about the same things... friends with money and power, drugs (snow for the nose), eluding the police, and finally arriving at death.

Don't turn around, Der Kommissar is in town.

...translation...

Oh crap. The cops are coming. Don't let it be obvious you are stoned. Try to act sober and get out of their sight.

by Tim Saunders January 15, 2007

Kermission

The act of allowing someone to do or say something despite knowing it's probably not in their best interest because"that's none of your business."

As I sat at the table sipping my lipton tea, my buddy asked me if it was okay to use my phone to call his psychotic ex-girlfriend. I briefly thought about telling him it was idiotic, but then handed him my phone and said "Here, you have my kermission." Then I continued drinking my tea without a care in the world.

by sacredwalnut December 1, 2014

ketmister

Someone who loves their Ket, and who has a detailed knowledge of its workings, both chemical and physiological.

A Ketamine expert.

Martin is a ketmister

by Ketmister August 2, 2006

Kermis

Reference to a keen and over-enthusiastic being, but never to the point of annoying, merely cute. Often depicted by teenage boys with long

'I know im ugly, but my sausage makes up for it'

'Fuck off you kermis'

by kerm02 October 10, 2011

Kommissar

Kommissar: A poor quality grade-D vodka, but also a chant or greeting, between Russians or vodka enthusiasts.

'Wow this Kommissar is terrible'

Sergeii, said hello to Boris Checkov in the conventional way ... 'KOMMISSAR!!'

by Stuey Couper April 21, 2011