keystone cops

The term is to be used to criticize a group for its mistakes, particularly if the mistakes happened after a great deal of energy and activity, or if there was a lack of coordination among the members of the group.

There are a lot of Keystone Cops running around in this project.

by Wuchun Shen September 21, 2005

Keystone Knight

A man or woman, most commonly a man, who drinks a large amount of Keystone Light, and is often much better at drinking games after consuming said beer.

Christ man, did you see Kevin last night? He drank at least a 30 pack of Keystone last night and won every game of pong that he played. Dude's a Keystone Knight.

by Gl0ckt0pus March 16, 2009

Keystone Pipeline

An innovation for the delivery of cheap, flavorless beer to parties.

Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.

by BenJoviUSA April 2, 2014

keystone

The best overall college beer. Good taste, yet you can drink it till the sun comes up, and its only like 13 bucks for 30 of them.

I woke up at 1pm and drank keystone till 6am while smoking blunts of the chronic every couple hours but didnt pass out because keystone allows you to consume record amounts of beer and feel fine the next day.

by Chuck January 6, 2005

keystone heights

A small town in Florida. Located in Clay County. Most of the girls in the High school have turned bisexual because most of the guys there are fuck boys. There is also a lot of "rich bitches" who think they are all that and get everything from there parents. We have the most churches in the county. But everybody is fake as fuck.

Everybody party's illegally in Keystone Heights. But that's only because there is nothing else to do

by Gk345 July 25, 2016

Keystone Bone

The act of shotgunning a keystone beer whilst having ravenous animal sex with the gender of your choosing for hours on end.

Newest celebrity sex scandal: Kevin Hart outed after video surfaces of him passing out after performing a Keystone Bone with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.

by Expired Tiddy Milk October 1, 2019

Keystone Light

The world's most powerful laxative.

"Dude, I drank a 12 pack of Keystone Light this weekend and had the shits for 3 days."

"Who needs Exlax when you can just drink Keystone Light? Plus it is cheaper."

by cones90 September 28, 2009