An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.
She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.
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Previously a member of CastleOblivionUK (it disbanded), she co-hosts Demyx Time (as Axel, Zexion and Vexen) on YouTube with tealpirate (see below) and is the Sora of The Sora Show.
One of the members of Parlé Productions, she can nearly always be found pillocking and making faggotry with teal-pirate, One-Sky-One-Destiny, Tomoyo-hime, Mesodyx, sora1992, VanchaAyris and flames-of-monki.
KellyJane and tealpirate have been in a relationship for over a year.
She is independent, loyal to a fault and always up for a laugh. Defends her comrades from herds of wild chavs.
Previously a member of CastleOblivionUK (it disbanded), she co-hosts Demyx Time (as Axel, Zexion and Vexen) on YouTube with tealpirate (see below) and is the Sora of The Sora Show.
One of the members of Parlé Productions, she can nearly always be found pillocking and making faggotry with teal-pirate, One-Sky-One-Destiny, Tomoyo-hime, Mesodyx, sora1992, VanchaAyris and flames-of-monki.
KellyJane and tealpirate have been in a relationship for over a year.
She is independent, loyal to a fault and always up for a laugh. Defends her comrades from herds of wild chavs.
KellyJane(n): Demyx Time 9 was AWESOME! Did you see KellyJane as Vexen?! FRIGGING HILARIOUS!
KellyJane(v): Holy shit dude! Did you see Becky yesterday? She totally KellyJane'd those guys!
KellyJane(v): Holy shit dude! Did you see Becky yesterday? She totally KellyJane'd those guys!
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A nickname growing in popularity for Trump’s last confidante, Kellyanne Conway, as it becomes increasingly clear that she is the “anonymous” author of the recent explosive White House tell-all.
Kellyanne Anonymous is a mercenary at heart, she is like a double agent in all her relationships and in everything she does.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
Get the Kellyanne Anonymous mug.KellyJane is one of the members of a cosplay group called Parle Productions. She and Jenn (tealpirate) are most known for thier hilarious show Demyx Time and the newer Sora Show.
She most known as Axel, but also as many others.
She most known as Axel, but also as many others.
1. Have you seen the new episode of Demyx Time? KellyJane's hilarious in it!
2. KellyJane does not like glomping.
2. KellyJane does not like glomping.
by Compelled. March 19, 2009
Get the KellyJane mug.A term used to describe someone of carrot-coloured hair, a slightly out of proportioned nose, and an ego the size of a small European country who have the ability to place the word 'mate' wherever necessary to further their lad status amongst their (supposed) worthless peers in the face of a Kellymate.
When not playing or talking about rugby, getting leshed (sic) or attaching the air pump to the valve in their head, Kellymates are asleep, although in their dreams they aspire to be ever greater.
Sadly for Kellymates, such plans are thwarted by reality.
Kellymates are often found in the vicinity of a pub pulling a TC ( tactical chunder ) or on the rugby field shouting orders in a self-presumed captain's position or in various facebook photo uploads holding a cheeky pint in one hand, and an equally cheeky cigarette in the other.
When not playing or talking about rugby, getting leshed (sic) or attaching the air pump to the valve in their head, Kellymates are asleep, although in their dreams they aspire to be ever greater.
Sadly for Kellymates, such plans are thwarted by reality.
Kellymates are often found in the vicinity of a pub pulling a TC ( tactical chunder ) or on the rugby field shouting orders in a self-presumed captain's position or in various facebook photo uploads holding a cheeky pint in one hand, and an equally cheeky cigarette in the other.
Uberlad #1 : Mate, that's Kellymate coming over
Uberlad #2 : Mate, I know. Is that a rugby ball in his hand?
Uberlad #3 : Oh no, he's looking at his blackberry mate, he's going to tell us about his messy noight last weekend.
Kellymate: ALRIGHT MATE? UP FOR A MESSY LESH SESH ON FRIDAY NOIGHT?
Others : Your banter is shit.
Kellymate : NO MATE, MY BANTER IS JUST TOO SICK MATE.
Omniscient voice of truth: Kellymate's banter is shit.
Uberlad #2 : Mate, I know. Is that a rugby ball in his hand?
Uberlad #3 : Oh no, he's looking at his blackberry mate, he's going to tell us about his messy noight last weekend.
Kellymate: ALRIGHT MATE? UP FOR A MESSY LESH SESH ON FRIDAY NOIGHT?
Others : Your banter is shit.
Kellymate : NO MATE, MY BANTER IS JUST TOO SICK MATE.
Omniscient voice of truth: Kellymate's banter is shit.
by Ledmiraaal April 11, 2010
Get the Kellymate mug.An exotic name for an exotic woman. Kellyannes are always extremely smart and hilarious. Their beauty is unique, but true and unbelievable just like their name. They are exceptional at poetry, writing, singing, and acting. They can be sexy, cute, or just plain beautiful, depending on their mood. You will never meet anyone as amazing as one named Kellyanne. They tend to either be really silly or really serious. Their mind can have thoughts so deep, no other person's mind can handle it. Yet, Kellyannes still manage to be extremely fun people.
Michelle: My best friend is SO amazing
Jealous person: Must be a Kellyanne
Michelle: Of course, what other possible name could she have?
Jealous person: Must be a Kellyanne
Michelle: Of course, what other possible name could she have?
by Kellyannesbestfwend June 24, 2011
Get the Kellyanne mug.A KellyJane is a girl who acts as if she is very sexually adventurous, when in fact she is boring in bed. A KellyJane talks about lots of kinky things, possibly even claiming to be good at them, but then lies on her back doing nothing during sex. She may take some direction in bed, but will always be awkward about it, and nothing she does will be sexy, unless you find an aloof, bored, slightly uncomfortable affect sexy. She is terrible at giving blowjobs or any other sexual act.
“Last night I met this girl at a bar, she was talking about how she loves to be spanked and tied up and all this other kinky shit, but when we got back to my house it turned out she was a totally KellyJane”
“That girl I met totally KellyJaned me”
“That girl I met totally KellyJaned me”
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