The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.
"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"
"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"
"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"
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Yellow: so i think my e-career is ruined.
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Yellow: i did a quick fast Kelly Blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to Drake.
jbtv: why?
Yellow: i did a quick fast Kelly Blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to Drake.
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Famous banned twitch streamer.
She got banned for forgetting she's streaming and preforming a boob job on camera.
She got banned for forgetting she's streaming and preforming a boob job on camera.
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When Kelly learned the Bill of Rights and later heard the doorbell ring. Her confusion prompted Bud to explain to Kelly what that sound meant. Kelly Bundy Brain in action.
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