kelley dunn

The most amazing girlfriend you can ever ask for. She is beautiful with the most amazing brown eyes and reddish brown hair and with the cutest freckles on her nose. She will make you feel like the luckiest guy on earth.

kelley dunn

by swagcatdaddy July 4, 2012

Hellen Keller Drunk

Being at the point of intoxication, that you can no longer see, hear, or speak.

"Person 1: Let's get white girl wasted.
Person 2: Na, i think we should get Hellen Keller drunk."

"..:.: .:.:.. ::... :. ..: .:.:. " - Hellen Keller

by rememberthegoodtimes January 29, 2012

Helen Keller Deuce

Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.

I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.

by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014

the kelley deal 6000

kelley deal's former band. they're fucking awesome.

and when the head of the cult flies westward...

by brittles September 20, 2004

Helen Keller Defense

When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:

1: I didn't say that

2: I didn't hear that

3: I didn't see that

"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."

"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."

by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010

Hellen Keller Down Under Bananza

when a guy is fisting a girl and then does sign language inside of her ass hole or pussy (what ever he is fisting).

"so, last night i was fisting my girlfreind and i gave her the Hellen Keller Down Under Bananza, it was tight!"

by bsteavs January 20, 2007

Helen Keller Dees Nuts

This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.

Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

by dosisthecollestbandever February 5, 2010